Hey girls!
For our first post, we would like to get things off with an ode of sorts, a dedication if you will. Lets give a warm, heart-felt <bienvenue> for our gayvorite thing that started it all. That's right, you guessed it, the knitted tea cozy! We observed this fine specimen in action at a local cafe, while a clone was being knit, right there on the same vintage mahogany table (late Georgian, circa 1820) where the original was resting.
Out thoughts? Pure aesthetic orgasm. Far superior to those unsightly cardboard coffee cup warmers, this little snuggler fits right around your own personal cup! In just a weekend, you could shear your own sheep, cart your wool, dye it a ghastly shade of olive green, spin it, knit it, and have it packed in your Prada bag, ready to lose its' tea-ginity on your Monday morning commute! Talk about eco-friendly! Whether playing it cool at your local fair trade java nook or rushing through your gayvorite corporate coffee chain (*cough Starbucks cough*) this fun, fiber-filled condom is sure to keep your Jasmine tea steaming, ready to scorch your lovely little pout!!!!!!!!
So, that being said, we implore you: trash your traveler's coffee mug today and support your local artisans by purchasing a lovely hand-thrown vessel to act as a mannequin to your gorgeou new cozy. Come on ladies, didn't you learn anything from Joan? You don't hang your Bergdorf on a wire hanger- you just don't! And don't even get us started on Cartier in a cigar box!
Rating: Naked Marilyn on rabbit fur staircase.
P.S. Note the luggage for the girl-on-the-go!
