Hey girls,
Spring has finally sprouted her virginal little head and you know what that means! PTA bake sales and garden parties. We know what you're thinking - when you've pulled every trick Good Housekeeping has to offer, how are you going to outbake that bitch next-door again this year? How does a true domestic goddess ensure that the cuteness of her confections will be the envy of your next girl's luncheon that will leave them begging the question "just how does she do it!?"
Worry no more - Gayvorites has just the solution. We've unearthed a secret weapon of sorts - a showstopper to end all showstoppers, a gayesthic tour-de-force that has potential to outgay anything sold on aisle 7. With the economy being what it is and the encroachment of swine flu, we're feeling generous and have decided to share our Dirty Little Secret. Drum roll please....
Enter the laser-cut cupacke wrapper! Be sure to thank us.
The Bottom Line: Martha Stewart rediscovers the power, and ultimate queerness of laser technology.
Rating: Moulin Rouge on Blu- Ray.
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