Last Seen : June, 2006Good evening ladies and gentlereaders,
Here at Gayvorites, we've been distressed since we realized that something was missing from our lives. Much like a chicken noticing that all of her feathers have suddenly disappeared! That thing: Shania Twain.
We have approximately seventy-five words for you, Shania, but we'll boil it down to five- WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU?! You know what don't impress us much? YOU - becoming a star and stealing our hearts, then disappearing to a french château with some beau named Mutt. How many bon-bons can you continue to eat and not be bored already? Your happiness is not going to keep us warm in the middle of the night! So, Shania, get the Faith Hill-turned-Britney Spears Make-Over and hit the US for a tour that has potential to fail horribly.
We know this this may sound harsh, but you're still the one and we just want you back UP! and running!
Exhibit gAy: Faith Hill as Hot-Tranny-Mess-Britney Spears-HybridThe Bottom Line: She raised her brother and sister by herself, she deserves to be at her leisure!
Mood: Missing the ironic sass of "That Don't Impress Me Much"
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