1. Assume the "Position" (your cup must be 7/8 empty)
2. The "Hey..." (for when you see a frienemy on the street)
3. The "Get the Fuck Out of the Way Bitch, You're Blocking My Goddamn Sun"
Rating: Celine Dion Live in Las Vegas
Good to Know: Those judgmental "last sip" noises are louder in your head.
The Bottom Line: With skim milk and two Splenda, who needs a Coach bag to let people know you're a bitch?
Why is this a blog only about gay beverages? You guys must spend a lot of time in coffee shops?
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